don’t you hate when your pocket change falls in the toilet
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
once my sister was eating pop rocks on my bed and spilled some but forgot to clean it up and apparently some pop rocks got on my pillow bc in the middle of the night i happened to drool and i swear to fucking god there is nothing more terrifying than having pop rocks exploding all up in your face when you are asleep
this is my cyberbullying face
Isn’t it weird that in 20 years you are going to be a completely different person then you are right now. A different house, different friends hopefully faster wifi.
New York City is one of my favorite places in the world.
I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.
smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken